| What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with light on. | Q. What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. | Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips. xx |
| .Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship xx | If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast and easy. xxx xx | If an artist is someone good at art then I'm a sexist. xx |
| If size doesn't matter, why am I so popular? | Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians. | Do I look like a f**king people person. x |
| 68 - you do me and I'll owe you one. | Cunning Linguist. Available for private lessons. | Nosey little fucker aren't you? |
| There's a party in my pants and you're invited. | I'm so horny even you have a chance. xxx | FBI Female Body Inspector. x |
| Got the urge to merge? | Gayer than your average queer. | Only gay in the village. |
