| SP313 Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink | | £9.99 | |
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| SP315 I am not drunk. I'm just chemically off balance. xx xxx | | £9.99 | |
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| SP316 Need money for alcohol research. xx xx xx x xxx | | £9.99 | |
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| SP317 You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. | | £9.99 | |
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| SP318 Everyone needs something to believe in. I believe I need another beer. | | £9.99 | |
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 | SP201 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. x xxx | | £10.99 | |
|  SP205 I am not an alcoholic. I am drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. | | £10.99 | |
|  | SP216 Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? | | £9.99 | |
|  | SP245 My liver is evil and should be punished. xx xx xx x | | £9.99 | |
|  | SP251 Paraletic xx xx x xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx x xx | | £10.99 | |
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| SP290 Could you come back in a few beers? | | £9.99 | |
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| SP274 Instant idiot just add alcohol. | | £10.99 | |
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| SP256 Re-hab is for quitters. | | £9.99 | |
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| SP289 Also available in sober. | | £9.99 | |
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| SP252 P*ss xx xxx xx x x xxx | | £9.99 | |
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| SP305 Take me drunk I'm home. | | £9.99 | |
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| SP230 Drunk 'n' Doughless mmmmm | | £11.99 | |
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| SP209 Beer belly under construction. | | £11.99 | |
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| SP253 60mg of prozac keep me going | | £11.99 | |
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| SP218 Crack xxx xx xx xx | | £9.99 | |
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