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Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink.	I am not drunk. I'm just chemically off balance.	Need money for alcohol research.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.	Everyone needs something to believe in. I believe I need another beer.	One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I am not an alcoholic. I am drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.	Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?	My liver is evil and should be punished.
Could you come back in a few beers?	Instant idiot just add alcohol.	Take me drunk I'm home.
Also available in sober.	Re-hab is for quitters	Drunk 'n' Doughless
Beer belly under construction.	60mg of prozac keep me going	Paraletic

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