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SP320 I live in a world of my own but it's okay, they know me in here.
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SP321 I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
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SP322 I'm not overweight. I am under-tall. xx   xx   xx   xx   x  xx xxx xx
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SP323  I'll only end up hurting you.    xx    xx    xx    xx   xx
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SP324  I'll try to be nicer you try to be smarter. xx   xx  xx  xx
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SP326 Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.          xx     xx     xx     x x x x
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SP325 You can't make someone love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best
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SP328 Do I look bothered?          cc   cc   cc  cc  cc     cc   cc   cc   cc   cc    cc    cc   ccc zz z z
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SP327 Hi, the voices in my head told  me to come over and talk to you. vv   vv   vvv  v x  x   xv  v
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SP214 Bunny Playtime  bb  bb    mmm    mmmm   mm mm m mmm     mmm   mmm m xx   xx xxm mm
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SP331  Film Star    xx  xx  xx  xx
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SP332  Angel in training. xx  xx xxxxx
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SP204 665 I live next to the devil.
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SP215 Bunny Boiler  xx  xx  xx xx xx x xxx
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SP221 I don't discriminate I hate everyone.
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SP234 I can only please one person a day - today is not your day.
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SP235 Your village called -They want their idiot back!!! x x xx  xx   xx    xx   xxxx x
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SP236 I like you, I think I'll kill you last. xx   xxx   xx   x   x   x x x x
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SP250 I throw peanuts at old ladies.    xx   xx   xx  xx   x   x   x   x
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SP239 I'm only wearing black until they invent a darker colour.
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SP238 I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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SP240  Irritant    x  vv    x    x  x x
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SP255 Asylum Seeker  x x x x x
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SP277 Why do weirdos always sit next to me?
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SP244 Don't make me get my flying monkeys.
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SP247 Why does the nutter always sit next to me? x xx xx xx  xx  xxx
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SP257  Retired: Don't ask me to do a damm thing.  xx  xx  xx  xx  xxx xxx
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SP307  I'm out of bed and dressed what more do you want?
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SP278 I don't do commitment.  xx   xx  xx  x xxx xx x  xxx
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SP258 What would Scooby Doo?  xx   xx  xx  xx  xx  xx    x   x xxx
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SP279 If I had a face like yours I'd teach it to smile. x   xxx    xx   xx   xx   xx    xx    
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SP281 Whatever! xx    xxx    xxx            xx    xx    x     x    x      xx      xx          x     xx  xx
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SP284 Don't call me infantile you stinky poo head.        xx      xx        xx    xx  xx xx   xx  xx  x
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 SP282 I married Miss Right, just didn't realise her first name was always. xx xx    xx  
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SP294 Due to recent cutbacks the light at  the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
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SP285 Boy Racer. Girl Chaser  xx  xx   xx   xx  xx  xx  xx  xx
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SP287  Granny Magnet x  xxx xx    xxx   xx  xx  xx  xx  xx  xxx
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SP288 I'm huge in Japan xx xx    xx     xxx    xx    xx       xx   xx   xx  xx xx xxx   x x 
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SP292  I have the body of a god. Budah   xx   xx  xx  xx   x x xxx x
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SP299  I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
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SP296  Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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SP297 I've run out of sick days so I'm calling in dead. xx xx xx xx
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SP309  Moving at the speed of dark.   xx   xx  xx  xx  xx   xx  xx  xx xxx
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SP298  He who laughs last thinks slowest.  xx  xx   xx   xx  xx
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SP306  If at first you don't succeed don't go skydiving. xx  xx  xx
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Product: Our funny T-Shirts are all Gildan brand, 100% heavyweight pre shrunk Jersey cotton. Prices: As individually stated, from £8.99 to £11.99.   Order: Online and pay by Credit or Debit card through Paypal. If you prefer to pay by cheque or money order, please print off the  Mail Order Form here. Shipping: Post and packing within the UK is £2.99 for the first T-Shirt ordered, with £1.50 shipping thereafter, if you are purchasing more than one item. If you are ordering from outside the UK, please see our How to Shop page for the additional shipping costs.

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