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Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink. |
I am not drunk. I'm just chemically off balance.
| Need money for alcohol research. |
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. |
Everyone needs something to believe in. I believe I need another beer. |
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. |
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I am not an alcoholic. I am drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings. |
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? |
My liver is evil and should be punished. |
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Could you come back in a few beers? |
Instant idiot just add alcohol. |
Take me drunk I'm home. |
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Also available in sober.
| Re-hab is for quitters
| Drunk 'n' Doughless |
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Beer belly under construction. |
60mg of prozac keep me going |
Paraletic |
